They say that when you can’t sleep, you’re awake in someone’s dream.
People, enough dreaming about me, I need some rest.
(Source: mynameislao, via cantthinkofanameforthisss-deact)
Me after a haircut:
me to the hairdresser: thankyou so much, this is perfect, the best haircut ever!
me on the inside: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE, GLUE IT BACK ON, I WANT A REFUND
